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My new virtual fiancee, [livejournal.com profile] onabearskinrug, posted a prompt this morning. Three words: Apple bottom jeans.
This was my response.


Rose awoke with a start. Her room was dark and quiet, but she could hear rhythmic thumping coming from somewhere deep in the ship. She slipped out of bed and crept into the hallway in her bare feet. She went to the Doctor’s bedroom and put her ear against the door. Silence. She slid along the wall to peer around into the control room. The overhead lights were off, the only illumination coming from the soft blue glow of the idling TARDIS engines. Still, the thumping went on, somewhere in the distance. Moving like a ninja, Rose passed through the shadowed hallways, following the sound, careful not to set off any motion sensors or catch her toe on any tripwires the Doctor might have installed.

The thumping brought her to a hallway she’d never seen before. The walls were quivering with the rhythm of the thumping, and got louder as she glided along the floor. She had to admire her own sneaking skills. There was a time when she couldn’t have crept up on a statue without it knowing she was coming, but now, after so much time sneaking around with the Doctor, she was nothing more than a trick of the light, a blurred motion caught in the corner of your eye, gone before you could register she’d been there.

She finally came to a door that was buzzing with the thumping. She took a breath to steel herself, then slid the door open, jumping inside the room.

The Doctor was bouncing around the room in time to the music, arms splayed, wearing a pair of dark sunglasses and a red velvet hat that would have looked more at home on the head of a 70's pimp than on a nine-hundred-year-old Time Lord. He hadn’t seen Rose yet, and continued his bouncing. And his rapping.

“Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur..with the fur…The whole club was lookin at her! She hit the flo, She hit the flo…Next thing you know, Shawty got low low low low low low low low..” he caught sight of her and screamed, the hat falling off his head as he zapped the stereo with the sonic screwdriver.

“Hello,” he said after a moment.

Rose quirked an eyebrow at him. “This what you do while I’m sleeping?”

He took off the sunglasses and chewed on one of the bows. “Quite often, yes.”

She nodded. "Does Huggy Bear know you have his hat?"

Date: 2011-09-27 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
huggie bear!!!!! Where are Starsky and Hutch??? Heh heh.

Date: 2011-09-27 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Say...you know everything...is there a Doctor/Rose crack/humor thingy like time_and_chips? This would find a happy home there, I think. :)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
I don't. But you know what would be cool? What if you, bearskin and I created our own comm? Specifically for crack fic and crack crossovers??? It could be really fun! Wouldn't have to be a contest comm, just a place for people to post their hilarity!

Date: 2011-09-27 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I AM ALL IN FOR THIS!!!!!!!! How do you do it? How do we pimp it? This must happen!!!

We could have prompts, and occasional contests if we ever felt like it...there have to be more crack-heads out there just waiting for a home.

Date: 2011-09-27 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!! What are we going to call it?

Date: 2011-09-27 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Just brainstorming names. Not all are good. None may be good:

The crackhouse, The Timorous Beastie, The Crackery (rhymes with Daiquiri...haha banana crackery...I'll shut up now)

Have I mentioned titles and I don't get along? Mearf. :b

Date: 2011-09-28 07:22 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Blue Seal)
From: [personal profile] develish1
don't mind me, I'm just butting in, Who will tell you I do that a lot, lol.

but.....I actually adore the title Banana Crackery. does this make me as warped as the rest of you I wonder? lol

Date: 2011-09-28 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I believe it does lol

Date: 2011-09-28 08:11 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Blue Seal)
From: [personal profile] develish1
Well.....apparently you can't be friends with Who and Kelkat without a little of it rubbing off, lol

Date: 2011-09-27 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
I think we just sign up for a second LJ, set it up as a community and assign ourselves as mods. I could do this later today. Cool!!! This will be fun! We need a name and definitely need a good crazy header graphic. I started working on bearskin's napoleon dynamite banner this morning. I must say I must be easily amused because i was in tears of laughter more than a few times.

We could pimp it on our LJs, timeandchips_ot, Tennant love, billie love, other doctor who comms to which we belong as well. We could sign the comm up to be a member of the daily who comm newsletter thing. Word will get out fast, I am sure. I know several writers who would love it!!

Would it be just new-who centric or all of who?

Date: 2011-09-27 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I'm of a mind that the more we open it up to, the more notice it will all get, so I say all of who. There just isn't enough Jon Pertwee crack out there as of now... ;)

I'm rubbish at a name, but can do whatever else is needed. :) I need to join some of these other groups, too...just a note-to-self....

Oh yay this is going to be exciting!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-09-27 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

I like the Crackery :-) but yeah, I'm bad with names too :-) also classic who is necessary IMHO :-) too many possibilities with Tom Baker :-)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
I vote Banana_Crackeri or Banana_Craquerei (but that spelling, pithy though it may be, would be too hard for many people to remember.)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Okay, first note: LOVE that icon!!!!

That being out of the way, I lean more towards Banana_Crackeri for the same spelling reasons. We could have the subtitle "Because bananas are good, and so is crack!"

Date: 2011-09-27 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

Yes. We will be Crack Lords. Crack Lord Lindsay, that's me. Hello! :-)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
YES!!! Crack Lords!!! Must photoshop picture of self in robes of Rassillon...however you spell that....

Date: 2011-09-27 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

I like it :-) and I agree, that second spelling is adorable but would be tough to remember. We will need an awesome layout. Like, if we could find all eleven doctors CRACKING up (get it???) that would be fun to design around. Or maybe I'm super lame, and don't be afraid to tell me so :-)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
That's as close as I can find of a laughing Hartnell...more research is required...

Date: 2011-09-28 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
Oh yes!! Every single one of them with their funniest laugh face or silly expression would be most appropriate!

Date: 2011-09-28 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I will work on this starting tonight after chorus. :)

Date: 2011-09-28 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
YAY!!!

I'll apply the same layout style that I have on my LJ, so it will be easier to work with... now that I remember WHICH ONE I used!

What colors do you think? I definitely like a white background for text. It is much easier to read.

Date: 2011-09-28 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Oh yeah for sure. For my mind, blue looks the best on monitors, but what about - getting clever here - something in the tones of Baker's scarf? Too much? I'll muse on this more...

Date: 2011-09-28 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
I agree with blue. it is easy on the eyes.

Date: 2011-09-28 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I'm starting work finding images of the 11 doctors being goofy. Manip will start tonight. :) Allons-y!

Date: 2011-09-28 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
I need to get off of LJ too. Board meeting...

Date: 2011-09-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Gutter Mod)
From: [personal profile] develish1
*puts mod hat on*

you can pimp it in the gutter, providing you promise to post some fic links there too once you start posting them. We love a little humour over there you know :)

Date: 2011-09-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Awesome - I don't know where the gutter is, but I will find it now! :)

Date: 2011-09-28 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
Uhhhh, consider yourself warned. It is rawther... HAWT in the gutter. I wouldn't even admit to visiting for a long time. I still selectively post... And blush furiously all the while. [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising

Date: 2011-09-28 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I joined. I'm up for anything. :D

Date: 2011-09-28 08:16 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Blue Seal)
From: [personal profile] develish1
the Who know where it is, she's already a member there, as is Kelkat. It's only open weekends, but you're welcome to drop by any time and have a read through the stuff that's already posted.

http://bad-wolf-rising.livejournal.com/

Be warned though, when we say "anything goes" there, we really do mean it. All adult content is behind cuts of course, so just make sure you read the pre-cut info and be careful what you click through to. We take no responsibility for causing hot flashes and loss of breath, lol

Date: 2011-09-28 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
Oh most definitely!! In fact, I am sure that some of the damp patch production posters would count as crack crossovers... With appropriate adult tags, of course.

I am STILL laughing about the Hills Have Eyes btw.

Date: 2011-09-28 09:53 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Blue Seal)
From: [personal profile] develish1
maybe I need to add a "crack" tag?

Date: 2011-09-28 10:03 pm (UTC)
develish1: (Blue Seal)
From: [personal profile] develish1
okay, I'll add it to this weekend's "To Do" list. not sure I fancy going through all the old stuff and adding it, but I suppose I'll have to *sigh*

A mods work is never done you know. Remember that when you set up your new comm, oh and don't ask brat's advice on anything technical, she'll just send you to me anyway, lol

Date: 2011-09-27 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Yes yes yes! :) Excellent!!!!!

Date: 2011-09-27 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] who-in-whoville.livejournal.com
Yes ma'am!!!!! You must!!!

Date: 2011-09-27 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

Yes yes yes! SO MUCH FUN! You have no idea how excited I am!!!!

Date: 2011-09-27 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?!

Date: 2011-09-27 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
I was your hand, remember? Cut off in that fight against the Sycorax? Lived in a jar for a few years? Any of this ringing a bell? ;)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onabearskinrug.livejournal.com

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey...maybe it hasn't happened to me yet! Didja ever think of that, huh? Now you've probably caused a universe ending paradox. THANKS A BUNCH!

...actually, I can't back that up. And clearly we still exist. So 's all good :-)

Date: 2011-09-27 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
*sheepish* Sorry. Didn't mean to blow up the universe. *snif*

:D :D :D

Date: 2011-09-27 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Look at above comment thread from Who - a crack farm! A crack house! AAAAAHYES!!!! THE CRACKHOUSE!!!! This post will make no sense to you until you read the above thread.

Date: 2011-09-28 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com
LOL!! This is hilarious! Goofy thing!

*Cackles*

Date: 2011-09-28 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelord1.livejournal.com
Thank you! :) I love the little snippets of goofiness...

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